Hey, bro, cool story. h
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
I really liked the sentiment here because it’s nice to hear, but then I got all said because I remembered how badly I wanted the Holden Caulfield shirt only to find it capped at a 2x, when I’m a BIG guy, I would need like, 3 times that many x’s. Don’t get me wrong I understand how supply and demand and upfront costs work and everything, and you guys are awesome, so I just bought a couple autographed posters instead, but still, it was sad.
I imagine myself living
10,000 years ago in a land
I didn’t even know existed
speaking a language long since forgotten
in the sand
hidden underneath rocks
with people who are now forgotten
by everyone who had ever known them
and I imagine that you would be there, too,
and we would still find each other.
Netflix description of DW
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